Friday Random Ten: Christmas Shouldn't Start in November Edition

Seriously. I spent yesterday and today, and will likely spend Sunday, decorating the store* for Christmas. (Well, I spent yesterday and this morning decorating, and this afternoon helping someone else change everything to the way she wanted it (which is fine, I just wish I'd known she had strong opinions before I started), but same thing.)

*yes, right now I work in a store. I'm on leave from the IT job, just so you know I'm actually trying and not giving up and settling for a life in retail.

1. Offspring - Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)
2. Weird Al - Weird Al Show Theme
3. The Coral - Dreaming of You
4. Shocking Blue - Venus
5. Weird Al - I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
6. Neil Diamond - Cracklin' Rosie
7. Killers - Somebody Told Me
8. Doors - Touch Me
9. Rolling Stones - Shattered
10. Soulja Boy - Crank That (only because Jon was going to do the Soulja Boy dance for me)

Underneath it all, apparently I'm eight years old.

I laughed for a minute straight when I saw this.

It doesn't hurt that this belongs to a former client of my company's who refused to pay us because 'they didn't feel like it'.