Pardon me, sir, but I appear to be haX0ring ur network

Yesterday I identified a strange overlap between two fields I never expected to have any commonality - table manners, especially traditional Continental styles, and being a geek. Two unrelated fields, both of which - get this - will train you to be able to eat with a fork in your left hand. Continental manners dictate that you not swap your fork back into your right hand after cutting food on your plate; most people write and mouse with their right hand. So, I realized that my high school French Club dinner training meant that I could eat and do a puzzle or work online at the same time. I'm sure mes profs have all suddenly felt a strange chill go down their spines just now.

"It's too late, Elliot - he's already gone."

Barack Obama ponders Floating Head President?

Countdown to idiot MRAs thinking this is real and/or a good idea starts now

Onion: Man Finally Put in Charge of Feminist Movement
I love the part where he shatters the glass ceiling by 'making some calls to the big boys at the top'.

Underneath it all, apparently I'm eight years old.

I laughed for a minute straight when I saw this.

It doesn't hurt that this belongs to a former client of my company's who refused to pay us because 'they didn't feel like it'.

omg i can has lols!

http://laughingsquid.com/roll-your-own-lol-not-just-for-cats-anymore/



OK, go here, then go to all the wonderful lolsites. Highlights include:



Televangelists

Theorists

lolChaucer

Batmans

Presidents

more Presidents



of course, this assumes that you already go to I Can Has Cheezburger?

you do, right?

you better if you know what's good for you....





that being, lolcats!