Sunday, January 01, 2006

How you know the PATRIOT Act is getting to your mind, man.

1. When you see that the nice old man who always stops and says hi to you at your lame retail mall job has a 'citizens to defeat Hillary' card in his wallet and you start to think he's out to get you.

2. You worry that the government is going to make you 'disappear' after spying on you through your cat's microchip ID ('Lo-Jack for cats').

More to be added as they arise.

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