As posted in comments at Feministe:
This Random Ten is composed solely of vh1’s awesomely bad songs (from here), numbered by their rankings, with commentary:
The moral of the story, based on what we deciphered on a long car trip: never bring your Atari to summer stock theater or Lou Diamond Phillips will slap you in the face and take all your Gak.
What is ‘that’? We think it might be ‘lose weight’. I've seen Meatloaf skinny. It’s bad news.
I just like to say thong th-th-thong thong.
Why does he want to sodomize people with boots, anyway?
You know your relationship’s in bad shape when ‘your song’ is Chicago’s “Hard For Me to Say I’m Sorry”. Which has very little to do with this song, but it’s a funny story.
I’m always in favor of absurd satire in song form.
If Sir Mix-a-lot can have a traveling shoutout song, who’s to criticize the News?
For the love of god, Eddie, why?
Because anything less than the best is a felony.
I know what a Wang Chung is!
and bonus: 1. We Built This City - Starship. All humor aside, this is one of my favorite songs.
and cat in shower pic: