Friday Random Ten: Are My Ovaries Exploding Edition

1. Soulja Boy gets to be number one because he was performing here last weekend. Jon explained to me that to "Roosevelt that ho" means to attempt to pack the Supreme Court so they stop striking down your shit.
2. Ookla the Mok - Baby's Head (baby's got a soft spot)
3. ABBA - Fernando
4. Ben Folds - Such Great Heights
5. Eric Johnson - Cliffs of Dover
6. Thurl Ravenscroft and Dr. Seuss - You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch
7. Eartha Kitt - Santa Baby
8. DMX - Party Up - which, by the way, the three simultaneously most terrifying and most awesome words are "DMX Christmas album"
9. Like 12 versions of my favorite Christmas carol, Do You Hear What I Hear
10. The National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation theme

Also, my ovaries are not exploding. At least, not any more than usual. Thank you for asking.